June 1, 2006

• If we united in one accord...

  
  

  I'm sure all you girls out there have, at least once in your life time, suffered boys' fermented intestinal gas attack (fart - in layman's term).  I'm not saying that boys don't suffer the same attack from girls, but girls do suffer in much greater scale.  This morning as I drove to work, I had a second thought... What if all we girls united in one accord and release our gas, which God has blessed us to maintain good healthy body, all at once.  I'm very sure that ALL the boys will be blown away into the Pacific Ocean!

  
  

  Likewise, there are many of us Christians so shy or lazy to express the beauty of heavenly gift of marriage that God created and ordained for one man and one woman.  As we continue to vegetated and do nothing, soon enemies will come and attack our families by suffocating us in their fermented destruction.  As June 6th is approaching near, we need to lift up our nation, speak up and support the Marriage Protection Amendment.

  
  

  Knowing that for those of us living in California, we have two very liberal senators, Barbara Boxer & Dianne Feinstein, who could careless about the beauty of original marriage God has ordained, but their own political agenda.  Let us united in one accord and blown them away by speak up the truth!  Think of it this way, when you fart in the crowd, no one will hear you...but if the crowd fart next to you, you will surely hear them (and smell them)!

  
  

  Please don't let me fart alone... click here and contact your US Senators!

  
  

   

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